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It came out of the blue, just as the leaves were shedding their green coats Just as my heart became whole, there was change in the air.
It's a ridiculous concept, in my opinion, and something I seldom condone the use of. Why do we have to be "sick" instead of just saying we don't want to hang out? Short answer: We don't.
If I could have a dollar every time someone asked me if I was seeing someone in that tragic tone (if you've ever been single in your twenties, you know what I'm talking about)... well, I might not be a millionaire but it would at least make a dent on my student loans.